Scrapings and clippings

• Lists of directions
• Lists of instructions
• Lists of nothing in particular
• Must tell him that from her
• Must tell her that from him
• Latest news (allegedly)
• Open close open close open close
• Code for this, that or the other
• Proposals in triplicate
• Refusals in duplicate
• Meeting requests
• 140 characters or less
• Status updates
• Interface next interface publish
• Applications
• Declarations
• Selling self by the pound
• Spiel and spin
• Emails smothered in blandness
• Emails dripping with sarcasm
• Link link link link link link link
• Messages I do not want to send
• Words I do not want to write
• Punctuation I do not want to use
• Air, nothing but air
• Fingers, click fingers
• Press button to resume
• Please wait
• Processing

Comments: 7

    - Comments I cannot type

    Lore | 07.18.08, 16:29

    What about conversations you have to have but don’t want to have so you secretly hope your phone has run out of battery juice and you MUST catch the train?

    clarissa | 07.18.08, 19:39

    How much by the pound?

    lillipilli | 07.18.08, 23:00

    - Resignations

    Ani | 07.19.08, 19:04

    You forgot the yellow post it notes sporting pointed capital letters, forcefully underlined.

    In blood.
    (Oh yes.)

    goddamright | 07.23.08, 02:08

    send a blank check right away to the emergency bunny ear replacement surgery fund .

    thanks for visiting by, ‘nice’ to read you.

    \ | 08.02.08, 18:07

    I’m a big fan of the list.

    I think my refusals have more to them than my proposals. And I’m loving the idea of punctuation you don’t want to use. Personally I have a bottom drawer filled with every colon and semi colon I’ve ever come across.

    jem | 08.07.08, 15:12

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