Words of little consequence #17

I was the res­ult of mar­ital black­mail, the primal need to repro­duce on one side, the mater­ial need for a big house on the other. In other words, cal­cu­lated for­nic­a­tion with planned consequences.

How did that make you feel dear boy?

My rates are reas­on­able and I have space on saturdays.

Gottfreid R Schlock

I was, but I’m not sure about now. I’m not sure which makes me feel more comfortable.

A late child, I was
slyly con­cieved
when my poor, ail­ing mother,
off sick with the flu
had no idea -
it’s true -
and for months
passed me off
as the men­o­pause
and has bloody well suffered since.