I am giving up writing because … #6

There have been sick­en­ing moments recently when I ima­gined that my obscure verbal out­pour­ings would be improved if they were accom­pan­ied by pho­tos of a dog in a hat, or alabaster-skinned children.

Comments: 3

    Silly, every­one knows that what you really need is fluffy stuffed kit­tens that sing Jonas Broth­ers songs.

    asta | 10.28.08, 21:22

    Dog in a hat! Woot!

    Angelalala | 10.29.08, 00:00

    Asta — Fluffy stuffed kit­tens?! That’s inhu­man! Dooce would never do some­thing like that. Or would she?

    Angelalala — Sorry, the dog in a hat has turned down my offer of appear­ing on this site.

    An Unreliable Witness | 10.30.08, 22:45

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