I am giving up writing because … #19

It’s a great mar­ket­ing exer­cise. I won’t return until some devoted / deranged fan has set up comebackunreliablewitness.com, and suc­cess­fully col­lec­ted an online peti­tion of 10,000 des­per­ate signatures.

Comments: 10

    wait a minute! i’m *sure* we’ve done that one once before. sure of it.

    imogen | 11.11.08, 18:51

    Here’s a signature.

    clarissa | 11.11.08, 20:04

    You could get a sore wrist, doing that.

    No, not *that*.

    Hon­estly.

    Cheerful One | 11.11.08, 20:36

    In a par­al­lel uni­verse where I am a suc­cess­ful, mil­lion­aire freel­an­cer rather than the more mundane, frugal kind, I am regis­ter­ing that domain at this very second.

    Hg | 11.12.08, 13:12

    In Bud­apest cof­fee there is

    Vladimir | 11.12.08, 16:40

    Sorry to go on remorse­lessly, but I had another thought:

    Pub­lish daily a blank post
    The num­ber­ing thing is good
    But noth­ing more
    No text
    Wait for the com­ments…
    The site is writ­ten for you, per­fec­tion!
    Shit, another good idea flut­ters off.

    Blatherskite | 11.13.08, 00:37

    What is blog be for no text Mr Blath­er­skite sir.

    Vladimir | 11.13.08, 14:34

    D. E. S. Pair­ing (Mrs.) Will this do?

    NAGA | 11.13.08, 19:24

    Imo­gen — I never did thank you for your peti­tion. It worked a treat, though.

    Clarissa — I have! One! Signature!

    Cheer­ful One — Why else would I get a sore wrist? Please explain. I am very innocent.

    HG — Domains are ten a penny these days, though. So don’t hold back.

    Vladi­mir — In Bud­apest cof­fee there is none. Drunk it all I have.

    Blath­er­skite — A blank post? I couldn’t do that. I just write lots of words which are entirely blank. Result.

    NAGA — Mrs Pair­ing, thank you. Both of you.

    An Unreliable Witness | 11.13.08, 22:38

    My favour­ite.

    Marc | 12.03.08, 00:34

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