I am giving up writing because … #22

I poured three bottles of ear wax remover into my left ear, lay on my right side, and waited for this med­ic­ally inad­vis­able amount to unblock my brain. It didn’t. But I can now hear everything, and it’s annoy­ing me.

Comments: 3

    I con­cur.

    Vladimir | 11.18.08, 07:32

    i like that half deaf crackle. its like the uni­verse whis­per­ing to me about its childhood.

    rembrandt | 11.18.08, 21:14

    I won­der what other over the counter rem­ed­ies might do to your creativity…

    jem | 11.24.08, 13:20

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