Random acts of stationery #40

Surely num­ber 3 should be num­ber 1 plus a num­ber 4: ‘enjoy cheese’. And also, it would help me pic­ture it if you spe­cified the type of cheese. A creamy Camem­bert? A nutty Parmesan? (Am I think­ing about it too much again?)

4. Cut cheese

I see Ani got in before me. I’m sure there’d have to be cheese before world dom­in­a­tion, wouldn’t there? And then after that there’d be even MORE cheese. (Obviously.)

I just real­ised this is a cheesy com­ment. ha ha ha ha!

Cheese kills.

Cheese first. Obvi­ously. (you made me laugh out loud, btw)