Comments on: Ed is dead

By: Doc Daneeka

Doc Daneeka — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 09:19:07 +0000

A certainty that you’ve been unreliably informed about a diagnosis of it.…excellent. That’s some catch, that Catch 22.

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 08:52:23 +0000

Ariel — I might be wrong, but to me Ed seems like the sort of person who only listens to ‘numbers stations’ after dark, in the privacy of his own room.

Roberta — I am sure that Ed would like an appointment.

Doc Daneeka — Well, I don’t know about Ed, but I have been unreliably informed of another diagnosis of this condition, certainly.

By: Doc Daneeka

Doc Daneeka — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:18:08 +0000

Simple. He suffers from Cotard's Delusion. I will be happy to diagnose him as soon as he admits he suffers from it, which will of course be proof he does not suffer from it, which will keep me from diagnosing him with it. Very straightforward, really.

By: Roberta

Roberta — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 19:46:18 +0000

Ed needs to meet Doc Daneeka. They might have a lot in common.

By: Ariel

Ariel — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 18:13:13 +0000

It could be that Ed is only depressed and has been credit-crunched. Ed might enjoy purchasing a cheaper radio-only licence…?

By: An Unreliable Witness

An Unreliable Witness — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:41:30 +0000

Ani — Islington, LA; LA, Islington. They’re almost interchangeable. Almost. Though not as much as, say, Hull and Ulan Bator.

Gordon — Silly last name? Silly? Why, the Scaramanga clan is legendary up Islington way.

TV Licensing — But, but, I don’t watch the BBC. I only ever tune in to Granada Men & Motors.

xtx — Welcome, fellow Piffler. I have no idea about Ed’s upskirt predilections. Which sounds wrong.

By: xtx

xtx — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:29:42 +0000

Ed looks like the kind of guy who’d look under skirts. i am sorry he might be dead. 33!

By: TV Licensing

TV Licensing — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:25:18 +0000

Dear Mr Witness,

Mr Edwin Scaramanga does indeed owe us for one year’s TV Licence. As you appear to have known him, and in light of your revelation that he is, in fact, dead, we will be persuing you for his debt.

Pay up, or we’ll be at your door. With dogs.

Sincerely, TV Licensing

By: Gordon

Gordon — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:07:00 +0000

I think we can safely assume that Ed is, unfortunately and lamentably, dead.

For, you see, Ouzo is the drink of the devil and there is only one known cure. Irn Bru. Which I doubt Ed has access to…

RIP Ed. Your silly last name remains a source of amusement.

By: Ani

Ani — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 12:56:34 +0000

Jesus! Is he really?

All this time I thought Ed was from LA.