Something what I wrote (sic)
Hello. If you go to the rather splendid Corduroy Mtn. (they have very aesthetically pleasing fonts), you will find something I wrote. It is under my real name, too — a treat for all you stalkers. Additional note: corduroy is a very pleasing material to stroke one’s hand over whilst touching thighs. Not my own thighs, though. Other people’s thighs. Always other people’s thighs. Anyway, that’s it. We now return you to your regularly scheduled obfuscation.