Hoisting my Jolly Roger

If you like mess­ing about in boats, might I recom­mend dress­ing up as a drunken sailor and then drop­ping anchor at Six Sen­tences, where you will find my frig­ate fly­ing its flag of con­veni­ence. Or some­thing. I think that’s one too many dread­ful sea­far­ing puns, so I’ll stop now.

Comments: 9

    I’ve always fan­cied hoist­ing a joli rouge.
    ( tor­pedo eyes are scarey )

    isabelle | 03.20.09, 12:49

    And here I was expect­ing some­thing more vaguely dirty… I can’t decide whether I’m disappointed.

    Jess | 03.20.09, 15:46

    Isa­belle — Well, um, quite. Joli Rouge and all that.

    Jess — I’m afraid I just resor­ted to filthy innu­endo in order to get people click­ing and read­ing some­thing that con­tains abso­lutely no filth what­so­ever. It’s an old trick of mine, and a scan­dal­ous one.

    An Unreliable Witness | 03.20.09, 15:53

    Aye Aye Cap’n!

    DoesntAnyoneCare? | 03.20.09, 17:40

    Such a sad/funny pic­ture in six sen­tences, it said it all. Clever.

    lillipilli | 03.20.09, 21:18

    Someone needs a couple sail­ing les­sons from Cap­tain Cook.

    Silent Reader | 03.21.09, 01:58

    Does­ntAnyone­Care? — Hello and wel­come. No need to address me as Cap­tain, though.

    Lil­li­pilli — Thank you. I like funny and sad combined.

    Silent Reader — A voy­age of dis­cov­ery, you mean? Uncharted ter­rit­ory and all that?

    Thesunday­gap — And wel­come too. You will prob­ably begin to dis­cover that in my book, one pun is never enough.

    An Unreliable Witness | 03.21.09, 14:11

    Maybe driv­ing a car dressed as a fancy high class fam­ily driver would suit you. But you’d bet­ter not get drunk.
    Maybe it will make you happy.
    You won’t get sea seek.
    I do not know if you can you find a way if you look away?
    Guess so.

    Mariana | 03.23.09, 07:56

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