Dead people’s things for sale #4

brrrrrrn­nggg

brrrrrrn­nggg

(is that what phones sound like in England?)

I never pur­chased any­thing broken. But maybe Air­fix can weld it.

I need this one.

The air­fix mod­el­lers reminded me…
In the movie Love Liza where he starts huff­ing remote con­trolled air­plane gas to mend his broken heart.

Per­haps this is an option worth considering.

Otto — You’re very close. It’s either that or the sod­ding Crazy Frog ring­tone, anyway.

Silent Reader — Air­fix can do a lot of things. Like help you make a scale recon­struc­tion of a WWII bomber. Just don’t sniff the mod­el­ling glue.

Petty­words — Hello and wel­come. Do you need the advert or the heart itself?

Per­sico — I got close to this once. I tried sniff­ing four-star pet­rol in order to mend a broken heart. Unfor­tu­nately, they threw me off the sta­tion forecourt.

The bas­tard that inspired the add also inspired::

Shattered dream, like broken hearts,
Takes away the joy of life.
Every love that a liar gives
Is noth­ing but a gate of grief.