There now follows an impromptu address to the massed ranks of witnesses to the unreliable. Please do not whisper, fidget or pick your nose whilst I’m speaking. In truth, I hate entries like this. They’re the worst refuge of the self-important blogger. “Look at me!” they cry, whilst acting deliberately self-effacing and sternly instructing everyone […]
This morning, I woke up, wiped the sleep from my bloodshot eyes, and decided that I was going to be famous. Now. Now I’m famous. There. I became famous in the same moment that I typed the word ‘now’. At this precise point in time, right this minute, I am a legend. A legend in […]
Gosh, that rhymes. Anyone would think I liked writing or something. But clearly not much. Anyway, enough about me. Really. Enough about me. This is an important public service announcement. If you haven’t yet ventured into the world of Writers’ Bloc, why the hell not? You should do. It’s good. Better than cheese. Almost. Where […]