Unless you’ve been hiding under … well, an elephant since about June, you’ll be well aware that the superb wordsmith and web personage known as xTx has declared this to be Elephant Summer. Since you’re all clever people who went through school, I’m sure you don’t need me to remind you what elephants are. That’s […]
In this new — and God help you all, let’s hope mercifuily short — series of posts, I am seeking to shake, punch and kick some life into the diseased, fetid corpse of blogging by harking back to the medium’s golden age. When blogging used to be about the tedious minutiae of one’s life. When […]
… as in: you probably thought I was dead, but I’m not. But also: I have a piece of writing / fiction / prose (whatever you wish to call it) in the new issue of online literary magazine > kill author. You can read my contribution here. It features barcodes. It does not feature paragraphs. […]
An overwhelming sense of self-loathing makes me want to shoot myself in the head in the middle of Starbucks, spraying slithers of my brain and skull shrapnel into the Soy Lattes and Tall Skinny Hold The Froth No In Fact Give Me More Froth Give Me More More More Froth Until I Froth From The […]