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	<description>Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms.</description>
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		<title>By: Lex</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2009/10/26/sandbox/comment-page-1/#comment-4504</link>
		<dc:creator>Lex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 14:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s been a while since I have been here. I forget why I left in the fist place.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It’s been a while since I have been here. I forget why I left in the fist place.</p>
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		<title>By: James Bent</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2009/10/26/sandbox/comment-page-1/#comment-4494</link>
		<dc:creator>James Bent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have not written everything else you wrote, so I can&#039;t love it all.  But this was good.  It reminded my of Eddie Izzard playing Darth Vader (Jeff Vader) in one of those Lego videos on YouTube.  

Although, actually, fuck it.  I now feel for the cardboard box.  The shock of what you did, the interesting and objective spectacle of it had been suspended in this excited unsympathetic place - I found myself gorging on the death of the cardboard box.  

But then, when I started to think about it, it was in-boxane.  It was wrong.  You should be ashamed. 

Shame. Shame.  Shame.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have not written everything else you wrote, so I can’t love it all.  But this was good.  It reminded my of Eddie Izzard playing Darth Vader (Jeff Vader) in one of those Lego videos on YouTube.  </p>
<p>Although, actually, fuck it.  I now feel for the cardboard box.  The shock of what you did, the interesting and objective spectacle of it had been suspended in this excited unsympathetic place — I found myself gorging on the death of the cardboard box.  </p>
<p>But then, when I started to think about it, it was in-boxane.  It was wrong.  You should be ashamed. </p>
<p>Shame. Shame.  Shame.</p>
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		<title>By: Emma</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2009/10/26/sandbox/comment-page-1/#comment-4492</link>
		<dc:creator>Emma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t find a way of writing a comment that doesn&#039;t parallel the above commentator&#039;s in its entirety. So I will just agree. I also love everything you write, absolutely everything.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can’t find a way of writing a comment that doesn’t parallel the above commentator’s in its entirety. So I will just agree. I also love everything you write, absolutely everything.</p>
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		<title>By: l./mia</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2009/10/26/sandbox/comment-page-1/#comment-4484</link>
		<dc:creator>l./mia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:13:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I do not want to start a comment, any comment, saying &quot;I&quot;, but I can not find a different way to say: I love everything you write. I do love every single word you write. And now, kill me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I do not want to start a comment, any comment, saying “I”, but I can not find a different way to say: I love everything you write. I do love every single word you write. And now, kill me.</p>
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