Happy Christmas, An Unreliable Witness. Happy Holidays, if you don’t do Christmas. Happy Midwinter Festivity if you don’t do Christmas or Holidays or I Don’t Know Whatever Other People Do At This Time Of Year.
Resolution for 2013: erase all traces of this fucking site from the internet. I really must stop doing this, whatever this is. Whatever this was.
It is now Christmas Day. By two minutes. There you go.