Archives
Here you will find links to each and every entry published on An Unreliable Witness. Should you wish to read the entirety at one sitting - as some brave souls have tried in the past - I would humbly suggest that you seek immdiate psychiatric attention, since there is an incredible amount of inane and impenetrable verbosity contained within these pages. Idly browsing just a few selected posts, however, can prove to be an entertaining way to pass a dull weekend afternoon, especially if you’re laid up with the dreaded lurgy, go into a cold sweat if you step away from the computer for more than fifteen minutes, or have no social life.
2008: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2007: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2006: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
May 2008
- Words of little consequence #9
- Words of little consequence #8
- Words of little consequence #7
- Words of little consequence #6
- This isn’t a comedy quiz show, is it?
- Sad, pathetic charity case
April 2008
- I is well red (sic)
- Alphabetti spaghetti: C
- Incantation
- Words of little consequence #5
- Words of little consequence #4
- Words of little consequence #3
- Words of little consequence #2
- Words of little consequence #1
- Iteration
- Scraps of evidence
- Wrong number #3
March 2008
- Into the white
- Random acts of stationery #36
- Random acts of stationery #35
- Random acts of stationery #34
- Random acts of stationery #33
- Random acts of stationery #32
- Random acts of stationery #31
- First day, last day, every day
February 2008
January 2008
- Strange things happen
- Random notices #20
- Random notices #19
- Random notices #18
- Random notices #17
- Random notices #16
- Random notices #15
- Forget-me-knots
- Random notices #14
- Random notices #13
- Random notices #12
- Cannot locate signal
December 2007
- One minute passed at one minute past
- Footprints in Snow
- The World’s Worst Eskimo
- Unsent letter #8
- Dancing about architecture
- Work and non-work
- Skin-written
November 2007
- A brief history of timekeeping
- Scorched earth policy
- Unsent letter #7
- Minutiae v1.0
- Sex sells, but it doesn’t spell
- Wrong number #2
- You know you’re getting old when …
- Wake Up
- Commercial break
October 2007
- Lost souls
- Exciting site news
- Coded promises
- Gone fishing
- Random notices #11
- Random notices #10
- Random notices #9
- Random notices #8
- Random notices #7
- Random notices #6
- Unsigned confession
September 2007
- Mr. November
- One moment of excitable inhalation
- One moment of meaningful exhalation
- Random acts of stationery #30
- Random acts of stationery #29
- Random acts of stationery #28
- Wrong number #1
- Melodrama in nineteen syllables
- Unsent letter #6
August 2007
- Random acts of stationery #27
- Random acts of stationery #26
- [Insert snow-related pun here]
- Random acts of stationery #25
- Random acts of stationery #24
- Random acts of stationery #23
- Equus
- Random acts of stationery #22
- Random acts of stationery #21
- Oh, beast of burden, carry me
- Random acts of stationery #20
- Fluttering
- Disappearer
- Conversation v1.1
- Alphabetti spaghetti: B
July 2007
- An unscientific little pole (sic)
- Animal Fables: Whale
- A purple shade of sabotage
- Animal Fables: Squirrel
- Another journey by night
- Many happy non-returns
- One and one and one
- And this room in monochrome
- As surely as the sun rises
- Always read the label
- Footprints end
- Random notices #5
- Random notices #4
- Random notices #3
- Random notices #2
- Random notices #1
June 2007
- Cloud chasers
- Clearing
- Solstice
- Random acts of stationery #19
- Nothing here but clinker
- Walking the ghost
- Packed, wrapped and folded
- Random acts of stationery #18
- Random acts of stationery #17
- Web two point oh Christ almighty
May 2007
- [Insert leg-related pun here]
- Three steps to heaven, twelve steps to hell
- Oh, to be ubiquitous …
- See you on rooftops
- Turnupspeed
- Random acts of stationery #16
- Never mind the quality, feel the niche
- Random acts of stationery #15
- Random acts of stationery #14
- Drop in the ocean, fall in the river
- All hail the Happiness Tsar
- Soulweaving songs
- Political incorrectness gone mad
April 2007
- Misfits #4: handle with care
- Interview with a demon
- Some words of enti(t)lement
- Random acts of stationery #13
- Random acts of stationery #12
- Now available on paper
- Random acts of stationery #11
- Unsent letter #5
- Random acts of stationery #10
- The map-reader’s search for co-ordinates
- Clicks and buzzes
- Window of irritation
- Do-it-yourself Unreliable Witness
- Random acts of stationery #9
- Badges? Badges? Yes, we have stinking badges!
- Warning: may contain nuts
- Holy war
- Things to do at 4.00am #2
- While you sleep
March 2007
- Earthbound
- Gatecrashed
- When Irish eyes are smiling
- Unsent letter #4
- Technical hic
- How to abandon a USP, in one easy lesson
- Alphabetti spaghetti: N
- Buy buy buy! Bye bye!
- Of tunnel visions
- Buzz buzz in the eardrum
- Unsent letter #3
- A Little Something
- Old Red Nose is back
- A percentage of perchance
- Back and forth and back again
February 2007
- Strange day (second in a never-ending series)
- This boot was made for hiding
- Smile for the birdies
- Tomorrowing
- Sentences seeking approbation
- They’re gonna put me in the movies
- Nausea, typed in v2.02
- Strange day (first in a never-ending series)
- Honourably swamped
- No ball games, please
- Official: I have delicious brains
- My new appellation
- Daubed in timeless town
January 2007
- Kelvingrove Baby
- Of rings and bonds
- Chasing words is best left to wordsmiths
- Voyeurism for beginners
- Random acts of stationery #8
- (Ad)mission statement
- Filthily depraved uptempo conundrum
- Random acts of stationery #7
- Random acts of stationery #6
- This is not a meme
- Random acts of stationery #5
- Random acts of stationery #4
- Random acts of stationery #3
- Destroy Everything You Touch
- Random acts of stationery #2
- Random acts of stationery #1
- Once upon a blog
- Scrawl me sometime
- Whoring for fun and profit
- Christ on a bike
- Eternal sunset of the idle mind
- In which I sing the poorest song
- This (was never my) Life
December 2006
- One Crowded Hour
- The year of the lost you
- Unsent letter #2
- Animal Fables: Robin
- Oh, you know, festive stuff
- Misfits #3: spoonfuls of spells
- Stranger strange
- Never a crossed word
- Lurking on page 123
- Can I be a blogger when I is all growed up?
- The true meaning of …
- Personality? What personality?
- The Insignificant Awards 2007
- Unsent letter #1
- Suspicious bump?
- You have mail
- Make the scary man go away