I can barely believe what just happened! Indeed, I can so barely believe it that I am using exclamation marks in a flagrant and downright wilful fashion! Without due regard for health and safety laws! I have rarely been so animated! Or excitable!
Where was I? Oh yes. What just happened, and barely believing it.
Well, I thought … […]
[Insert words here]
Um. Well. Indeed. Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you for your time.
That is all.
Don’t call us. We’ll call you.
I am going to climb into my well now.
Please do not drop pebbles on my head.
Not unless you hear me mumbling to myself.
[Insert more words here. Repeat to fade.]
Sometimes I wake with stars in my eyes
Sometimes I wake with swirls
Sometimes I wake with dust in my eyes
Sometimes I wake with tears.
Yet always I lie there wondering
If you, did you, and why did you
Hit me over the head with a hammer
In the night?
There’s something I need to tell you.
[Insert meaningless psychobabble here]
“Where was I?”
There are many things I want to tell you.
[Insert fleeting realisation here]
“What was I going on about?”
There are so many things I have to share.
[Insert stumbling explanations here]
“How did we even get onto this subject?”
But I keep losing the thread of what I’m saying.
[Insert […]
Whilst it is indeed true that I do own an extremely well-thumbed thesaurus, when indulging in yet another game of Scrabble I have also found that it greatly assists me in maintaining a winning rack of letters to think of the written inspiration provided by a select few personal publishing websites (or ‘blogs’, as I […]
If I had ever thought to lie awake at night and ponder what a fly might sound like when heard from a distance of approximately ten thousand miles away, I would have just received my answer.
It sounds buzzy. There.
In fact, it sounds almost exactly like a fly does if it is buzzing right next to your ear. […]