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	<title>An Unreliable Witness &#187; Reversioning life</title>
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	<description>Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms.</description>
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		<title>Caffeine suicide</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2009/08/06/caffeine-suicide/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An overwhelming sense of self-loathing makes me want to shoot myself in the head in the middle of Starbucks, spraying slithers of my brain and skull shrapnel into the Soy Lattes and Tall Skinny Hold The Froth No In Fact Give Me More Froth Give Me More More More Froth Until I Froth From The [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Three-ring circus</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2009/03/31/three-ring-circus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 20:06:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Down on my luck, with a few scrapings to my real name and even fewer clippings to my virtual one, I took myself off to the end of that slow and once graceful meander, where the well-heeled luxurious palaces — built in styles of architecture bearing their regal inspiration and carrying blue plaques paying testament [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Wake me when the world ends</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2009/03/07/wake-me-when-the-world-ends/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 00:13:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s late, and there’s nothing happening here. It’s early, so there’s always something happening over there. Send it down the wires into my lap. At the push of a button I can start a chain of events, unfolding them in a far-flung corner that could so easily be the next street. All it would take [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Thoroughly lost to logic</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/06/03/thoroughly-lost-to-logic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/06/03/thoroughly-lost-to-logic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have subsumed my true identity into an artfully constructed ball of elastic, elaborate confusion. A ball of insistently burbling communication, following hot on the heels of non-brief briefings. A ball of inconsistent and even ragged semantics that makes no sense in any language, be it artistic or technical. I am playing part(l)y politics, even [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Unphotographable</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/05/12/unphotographable/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/05/12/unphotographable/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 20:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am an imperfect photographer. Imprecise and impractical. Unpractised and amateur. The frame that I form between my outstretched fingers is inconsistent, unevenly shaped, plain wrong. My astygmatic eyes frequently fail as a pin-sharp viewfinder. My nervous balance and lack of poise turn the focused to fuzzy. I prefer a statue to a living and [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>One minute passed at one minute past</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/31/one-minute-passed-at-one-minute-past/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/12/31/one-minute-passed-at-one-minute-past/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2007 17:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where does all the time go? Sixty seconds have already happened, lost back there somewhere, and I’ve barely begun. Damn this ceaseless, onward march. I know, I know it all very well, via more years of experience than I wish to catalogue right here and right now, since we’ve only got a few minutes left. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Gone fishing</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/10/14/gone-fishing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/10/14/gone-fishing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kick off my shoes and go outside. Grass, gravel, dirt, dust: feel them all surging and sticking between my toes. Head down to the disused canal — more picturesque than such an uninspiring location has any right to be — to find my favourite bench along the quietest stretch, just before the incline, and sit. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>A purple shade of sabotage</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/27/a-purple-shade-of-sabotage/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/07/27/a-purple-shade-of-sabotage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 23:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Up and over and over and out. Diving from flesh I emerged freshly spittle wrecked, chased by creatures conjured up by the warped reflection of someone I no longer regard or recall, and a someone from whom I would no longer recoil if only I had the strength. But not me, right? Never me, right? [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Soulweaving songs</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/06/soulweaving-songs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/05/06/soulweaving-songs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2007 14:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They disappeared when I couldn’t sleep or when my slumber was chemically induced, but now, during these warm nights when everything physical rests as other scurrying footsteps turn my mind’s fixtures and fittings upside down, the soulweavers come to me on a frequent basis. I wake in the cradle of darkness, my canopy briefly illuminated [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>Clicks and buzzes</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/04/19/clicks-and-buzzes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:20:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time is of the essence, and it would appear that I have fifty-seven minutes of essence remaining to me. Fifty-seven minutes. At the third stroke. Precisely. There is a great temptation to use it all up at once, repeating familiar key patterns until they die out on the line, obsessive-compulsive in the extreme. Instead I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tomorrowing</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/18/tomorrowing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/18/tomorrowing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 20:22:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I’m looking before I leap, before I strike, before I dive. This is one of those evenings where I feel as if I’m about to go down in history like a lead-weighted grand piano, down to this Devil-forsaken town. Hold my hand as we take to these litter-strewn streets together. The way you speak [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sentences seeking approbation</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/16/sentences-seeking-approbation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/16/sentences-seeking-approbation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would like to say that there is a snaking queue of words here, with each noun, verb and adjective waiting to make its presence felt upon the clean white sheet of this virtual page. But there isn’t. I had a brief dream, an even more fleeting vision, of groups of letters leaping into the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Daubed in timeless town</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/01/daubed-in-timeless-town/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/02/01/daubed-in-timeless-town/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 00:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I need to go to Paris in the springtime. I am under strict self-instruction to search the alleys and back streets, just as the winter chill is turning to mild warmth and the raindrops changing from spitting to soothing. I need to solve a mystery. My mission is to find a message left for me, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
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		<title>Scrawl me sometime</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/01/08/scrawl-me-sometime/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2007/01/08/scrawl-me-sometime/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 00:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No no no, you misunderstand me. Having always had a reputation for possessing the most impeccably neat handwriting, it’s surprisingly encouraging to know that when I write on a screen using a mouse or in the condensation of a wintry window using my right index finger, I have the unleashed and maniacal scrawl of a [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Silver(f)ish and shine me shiny</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/05/23/silverfish-and-shine-me-shiny/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/05/23/silverfish-and-shine-me-shiny/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2006 08:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel as if I’m at a film premiere. My senses are being assaulted on a daily basis by spangled stars and glitter. Everywhere I look there are shiny surfaces and metallic reflection. Everyone is inwardly pleading, “Notice me, notice me. I’m special. I’m shiny. I’m more than the sum of my parts. I’m more [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Veins</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/05/21/veins/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2006/05/21/veins/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2006 11:07:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unforgiveably, perhaps, I have decided that I would be a superb drug addict. I am fascinated by the path that substances take through my bloodstream, and the effects of them entering my nervous system, my brain, my mind. How did this happen? When was I consumed by these responses? I can sense, deeply sense, the [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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