Archive for the Self-referential category

One dead editor

A rare moment of self-publicity in a rare post. One which doesn’t involve psy­cho­lo­gical navel-gazing obfus­cated via a gauze of impen­et­rable prose, either. Which is rare. A couple of entries back, I men­tioned in passing — via a link that I’m assum­ing you didn’t click, because no one clicks links from blogs any­more — that I […]

Rethink, return and restart

Blog­ging, then. They — who­ever ‘they’ might be — say it’s dead. They say that no one reads blogs any­more unless they’re writ­ten by news­pa­pers, magazines, per­son­al­ity colum­nists or groups with a par­tic­u­lar niche interest. The art of indi­vidual writ­ten expres­sion has moved to the 140 char­ac­ters of Twit­ter, to the Farmville-playing inan­ity of Facebook, […]

Putting the E in Christmas

What are you doing on Christ­mas Day? Avoid­ing Christ­mas, yes, that’s the right answer. But, while it’s unusual of me to sug­gest a dif­fer­ent approach, this year I recom­mend that you embrace the Yuletide fest­iv­it­ies in a small way by wak­ing up on Christ­mas morn­ing and — after you’ve paused to mourn­fully won­der why you’re […]

Writers’ Bloc: embalming the dead

Just a note. In case anyone’s read­ing either this or that. If you ever vis­ited or con­trib­uted to Writers’ Bloc, the site for writ­ing about writ­ing for the sake of writ­ing about writ­ing in the form of writ­ing and then writ­ing some more about writ­ing, you may be vaguely inter­ested to know that at some […]

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Reboot me.

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Crash me.

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Flash me.

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Script me.

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Click me.

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Search me.

Conjunction

Darby Larson’s ABJECTIVE marks the 100th piece on the site with an unchar­ac­ter­ist­ic­ally brief con­tri­bu­tion from yours truly: Lost Prop­erty. It’s both the most and least sense I’ve made in quite some time.

Protected by a big tin angel

You need to be a self-publicist to get noticed on the web. It was ever thus, but as the noise increases I have dis­covered that you need to shout even louder. Unfor­tu­nately, I am a lousy self-publicist — and get­ting worse all the time thanks to levels of self-confidence that now reside in the basement […]

Waterlogged words

I like that phrase. Not mine, incid­ent­ally. “Water­logged words” is the strap-line for the fre­quently updated feast of poetry and prose placed online by lit­er­ary magazine amphibi.us, and today they pub­lished some­thing by me. Here it is. Many thanks to chief amphi­bian Shan­non Peil for his indul­gence of my sen­tences. Today, as fur­ther proof that […]

Purely medicinal

Sleep. Snort. Fuck. Not a descrip­tion of my aver­age day, sadly. Only the first of those three really applies to me, in truth. And as I cer­tainly don’t get enough sleep, you can ima­gine what my record for the other two must be like. But I digress. This is SLEEP. SNORT. FUCK. And today’s sleepily […]

Complete write-off

For those of you keep­ing track of my vari­ous activ­it­ies across the inter­net — which I appre­ci­ate is a rap­idly declin­ing num­ber, thanks to the incar­cer­a­tion of most of my devoted stalk­ers for their own safety and men­tal health — you may be inter­ested to know that Writers’ Bloc, the site I notion­ally ‘edited’ and […]