The contact form that was here previously remained almost completely unused by anyone other than correspondents with gibberish names who wanted me to buy Viagra, so I have deleted it. If you want to email me — you know how to email, don’t you? You just put your lips together and press Send — then do so at this address:
mail at unreliablewitness dot com
Here are some suggestions as to subjects you might potentially want to contact me about:
- to tell me I’m wonderful
- to offer me a writing gig
- to tell me I’m brilliant
- to offer to publish me
- to tell me I’m magnificent
- to say this is the best blog you’ve ever read
Well, I’m sure you get the picture. You’re intelligent people.
If you have any complaints or criticisms, please email the same address, but include the phrase BUY GENERIC XANAX AND TALK TO HORNY BABES ON WEBCAM in your subject line, so that the spam filter picks it up and I can safely ignore the message. Then I will be able to go on living in my own blissful dream world where everyone loves me.
Thank you for your co-operation in this matter.