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	<description>Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms.</description>
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		<title>2012 Predictions #273</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2011/12/28/2012-predictions-273/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2011/12/28/2012-predictions-273/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 16:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Odds not ends]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Forget social networking. It’s SO 2011. So last year (once this year becomes next year, that is, though it’s quite last year even while we’re still in this year). Social networking is OVER. It’s more over than a flipped pancake.* My prediction is that blogging is going to be BIG in 2012. Like, REALLY BIG. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Three times removed</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2011/09/20/three-times-removed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2011/09/20/three-times-removed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 22:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holes in time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Finding myself surrounded by index cards containing intricate data, pockmarked for posterity, scratchings of meaningless figures totalling a sum I can’t even compute, and endless screeds of information doused in the moisture from both loving and unloving sighs, I begin the task of burning the evidence they reveal. One hundred and twenty index cards every [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Words is an anagram of Sword</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2011/08/15/words-is-an-anagram-of-sword/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2011/08/15/words-is-an-anagram-of-sword/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 20:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Holes in time]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1397</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[But a sword can cut off your face, whereas words can only be tattooed onto it. A sword can be plunged into a stone for a nascent king to remove. Words can be written on the stone to warn the king that what he is doing is impossible to mere flesh, and therefore he should [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Tunnel visions</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2011/06/18/tunnel-visions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2011/06/18/tunnel-visions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 19:52:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nonsense words]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1390</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I seem too ordinary. I consider (too much) how I appear to the cameras. Click and whirr, be free my imagination, such as. It is. What little remains. Go. I can laugh at nothing. For hours on end. With dead end echoes for company. Company. I’m sure we all want to hear the joke. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ti Li Yo Li</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2011/06/15/ti-li-yo-li/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2011/06/15/ti-li-yo-li/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 21:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internal dialogues]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1387</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[the life you live and the lessons you learn from it the life you live and the lessons you learn from it the life you live and the lessons you learn from it the life you live and the lessons you learn from it the life you live and the lessons you learn from it [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Rethink, return and restart</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2011/04/01/rethink-return-and-restart/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2011/04/01/rethink-return-and-restart/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self-referential]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1347</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Blogging, then. They — whoever ‘they’ might be — say it’s dead. They say that no one reads blogs anymore unless they’re written by newspapers, magazines, personality columnists or groups with a particular niche interest. The art of individual written expression has moved to the 140 characters of Twitter, to the Farmville-playing inanity of Facebook, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Putting the E in Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/12/21/putting-the-e-in-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/12/21/putting-the-e-in-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 22:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self-referential]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1330</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What are you doing on Christmas Day? Avoiding Christmas, yes, that’s the right answer. But, while it’s unusual of me to suggest a different approach, this year I recommend that you embrace the Yuletide festivities in a small way by waking up on Christmas morning and — after you’ve paused to mournfully wonder why you’re [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Spliced</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/12/12/spliced/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/12/12/spliced/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2010 22:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Conscious poetry]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1320</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Checking the answer machine I find I’m ruled by atomic curiosity Taste permafrost on my upper lip Here you are with your legs bent Knees crooked to your face Embracing your thighs Blood spots taint the fridge white Letters come with red-marked irrelevance Quiet for learning how purple life grows A screen of darkened street [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Writers’ Bloc: embalming the dead</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/12/05/writers-bloc-embalming-the-dead/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/12/05/writers-bloc-embalming-the-dead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 21:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self-referential]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1317</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just a note. In case anyone’s reading either this or that. If you ever visited or contributed to Writers’ Bloc, the site for writing about writing for the sake of writing about writing in the form of writing and then writing some more about writing, you may be vaguely interested to know that at some [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>This is a needlessly lengthy title that says nothing about me, my life, my deep-seated desires or my depraved intentions, but it looks clever on paper, even if it does end up completely breaking the carefully designed template of my site — though, frankly, I am past caring if it does</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/11/27/this-is-a-needlessly-lengthy-title-that-says-nothing-about-me-my-life-my-deep-seated-desires-or-my-depraved-intentions-but-it-looks-clever-on-paper-even-if-it-entirely-breaks-the-template-of-my-si/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/11/27/this-is-a-needlessly-lengthy-title-that-says-nothing-about-me-my-life-my-deep-seated-desires-or-my-depraved-intentions-but-it-looks-clever-on-paper-even-if-it-entirely-breaks-the-template-of-my-si/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Nov 2010 22:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nonsense words]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1312</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So words sit under my skin, making me itch and scratch, making me shake and puke like some kind of recovering addict. A junkie who now prefers one substance to another. Sweats and shits and sickness and soreness. The words, they want to stay there because it’s warm. I want them to stay there because [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Untitled</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/19/untitled-6/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/19/untitled-6/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 18:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self-referential]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1310</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Reboot me.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Untitled</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/18/untitled-5/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/18/untitled-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 17:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self-referential]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1308</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Crash me.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Untitled</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/17/untitled-4/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/17/untitled-4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 17:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self-referential]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1306</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Flash me.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Untitled</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/16/untitled-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/16/untitled-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2010 19:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self-referential]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1304</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Script me.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Untitled</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/15/untitled-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/15/untitled-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 08:24:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self-referential]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1302</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Click me.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Untitled</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/13/untitled/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/13/untitled/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 19:36:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self-referential]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1300</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Search me.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Conjunction</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/09/conjunction/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/09/conjunction/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2010 19:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self-referential]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1298</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Darby Larson’s ABJECTIVE marks the 100th piece on the site with an uncharacteristically brief contribution from yours truly: Lost Property. It’s both the most and least sense I’ve made in quite some time.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Semi-automatic #3</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/09/semi-automatic-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/09/semi-automatic-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 23:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nonsense words]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1294</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We should grow beards, take up axes and dulled knives, then stab the tawdry natives in their skinny, bone-stacked backs. Don’t look the fuckers in their faces. Don’t meet their gaze. Skin them alive and we can make fires and coats and leather boots. We can stay warm until February, if we’re lucky. Okay, okay, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Protected by a big tin angel</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/06/protected-by-a-big-tin-angel/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/10/06/protected-by-a-big-tin-angel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 19:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self-referential]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1292</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You need to be a self-publicist to get noticed on the web. It was ever thus, but as the noise increases I have discovered that you need to shout even louder. Unfortunately, I am a lousy self-publicist — and getting worse all the time thanks to levels of self-confidence that now reside in the basement [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dropped caps</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/09/26/dropped-caps/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/09/26/dropped-caps/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 23:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vsimons</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life and times]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1288</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have achieved the rare distinction of becoming a stereotype, of indulging in behaviour so tediously hackneyed that no one would dare to write it into a piece of fiction because they would be accused of dealing in the worst kind of dramatic cliché. Because tonight, I sat and stared at a blank white screen [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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