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	<description>Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms.</description>
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		<title>One hundred and fifty-five questions</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/26/one-hundred-and-fifty-five-questions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 May 2013 02:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I start this entry, it’s 2.47am. I’m tapping these words into my mobile phone. I’m on an empty night-bus travelling into the centre of London — the N155, if you’re curious — while the late/early weekend drunken hordes travel home in the right direction. The opposite direction. I caught the bus from a stop [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Start again?</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/25/start-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 00:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reversioning life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If I went right back to the beginning — at least the point where I think I began — it would be beside an overgrown canal, hidden away at the far end of a dreary park in a small rural town you’ve never heard of, let alone visited. If I went back to the beginning, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Counting our fingers</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/24/counting-our-fingers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/24/counting-our-fingers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 21:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holes in time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An evening holding my right hand in my left Fingertips caressing knuckles, thumb, soothing skin I’ve forgotten how touch feels, and breath(e)]]></description>
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		<title>Cupboard love and sideboard hate</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/23/cupboard-love-and-sideboard-hate/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/23/cupboard-love-and-sideboard-hate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 20:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internal dialogues]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1661</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you want to hear something amusing? (Qualifier: I think it’s amusing — well, blackly amusing; your mileage may vary.) Recently, I’ve felt as if I’m being watched. Patently ridiculous, of course. I live in a fifth floor flat at the top of the tallest building in the area. The desk at which I spend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This time of night</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/20/this-time-of-night/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/20/this-time-of-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 00:55:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holes in time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Even the never-ending swish and rumble of the road outside is at least dulled. My mind is suddenly awake with the questions I haven’t asked myself for a fortnight or so. (Not) sleeping on my right side, because I don’t want to look to my left. And I’m big enough, old enough and ugly enough [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Message #251</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/11/message-251/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/11/message-251/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 01:55:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holes in time]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1658</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Don’t be shy. You know you don’t want to be. Come forward. Say what you’re thinking. Feel what you’re saying. Think who you’re touching. Be inside and out. Listen. I’m listening. It makes a change.]]></description>
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		<title>Silence the noise of the silence</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/07/silence-the-noise-of-the-silence/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/07/silence-the-noise-of-the-silence/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 01:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Frustration]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It’s nearly 2.00am. There is too much noise and too much silence. I always have too much noise and too much silence. I crave silence. Yet I crave noise. Crave silence. Crave noise. Silence. Noise. Silence. Noise. Silent noise. Noisy silence. Whichever and whatever. I am trying to lie in the middle of the bed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If you asked</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/06/if-you-asked/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 22:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My reply would be “Always am and always will be”. Because my reply has always been “Always am and always will be”. Always.]]></description>
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		<title>Meaningless exhalation</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/05/meaninglessexhalation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/05/05/meaninglessexhalation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 21:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holes in time]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1651</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know who you are. No, of course I don’t know who you are. I don’t know your name. This puzzles me. That puzzles me. I’m tired of puzzling myself. You puzzle me. That’s good. I need mental stimulation. Crave it. Mental input. Avoid premature brain death. I need touch stimulation. Crave it. Touch input. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Whoah this blog is great, love studying your articles”</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/30/whoah-this-weblog-is-great-love-studying-your-articles/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/30/whoah-this-weblog-is-great-love-studying-your-articles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life and times]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1646</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let me tell you about my new habit. My new disturbing habit. Except it’s not that new. It’s been going on for a few months. But it’s still quite disturbing. Even by my standards. Which are, as you’ll have realised, fairly broad. So. My still disturbing but now almost familiar habit. Swearing at myself, out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sums</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/26/sums/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/26/sums/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 16:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reversioning life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1623</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[idf71dea09dyhot60kx4 1wum58wxhvetaguqvtfw hr203x9jrj71ik29ty3a hywsgjuk819ic0kehn62 cdp1ttim6fsf6vw4t8dq 41q0ke4kuforp4sh17yq inv5uxaiz2d0xscl7upd mosgwd25o699yd22efk8 w2adwy3c6eakm0ymrou2 aneo44uu8fm9kl20xnib 1mvhiajxcm1ifhpkfi1d 4wydusqyilb5xyjqc6w8 nw9svf5lhcikdbc89d67 xxa15vw5h59dkgueqg1c nsefs7lqgi94104cqzg2 qzymh5de340jeqosuksm c6tx2xn2hly91aqjqbg4 cpgd4aqeh9wqv20x48vb 58z5gq8cyw7cqu3grbhl k41iohvdjm2cgwfnygds mi2iygdf0a6ovdbxnsgo rr8mc6n3i1iokuq40gy9 66wmkmqnmxoe5p8r0y0c b6ut5u1tc617mk7bfjbw fy2fw3glu68qfn37k1hh 1se6vk0ungrx19s50dj5 mqkzwio1nvxbydoqi8tx 4fm9pyunzfu1s67f1bvw vcwvbqr7ea33cj91voal 0lq0zntkn86nlohe8i5o In the space of seven days, give or take a few hours: Six people, of whom three were in person. Three were face to face [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poison and vacuity in equal measure</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/24/poison-and-vacuity-in-equal-measure/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/24/poison-and-vacuity-in-equal-measure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life and times]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1602</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Where has my imagination gone? As questions go, this is up there with the likes of “how long is a piece of string?” or “who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?” I’m not expecting you to offer an answer, unless you particularly relish a challenge, because there most likely isn’t one. Yet [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Space for breath, for seeing, for skin hunger</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/19/in-the-space/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/19/in-the-space/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reversioning life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1583</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This place is almost becoming a diary. That’ll have to stop, because I abhor diaries. Very few people are so interesting that anyone in their right mind would want to know all the details of their day to day existence. Frankly, even I don’t want to know all the details of my day to day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Passing at various speeds</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/18/passing-at-various-speeds/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/18/passing-at-various-speeds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 11:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reversioning life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1581</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From closing my anonymous door to reopening it again, I’ll be away for little more than twenty-four hours. Yet it’s astonishing how much of a break it seems to one who is so frequently caught by circumstance and bound by dull routine. I want to feverishly gulp in all the air around me, hold it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The private tangle</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/16/the-private-tangle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/16/the-private-tangle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 16:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life and times]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1578</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s extremely rare that I come across a piece of writing to which my instant, entirely genuine response is: “The definitive article on this subject has finally been written. I can forget everything I’ve ever clumsily tried — either explicitly or implicitly — to put into words on the topic, tying myself in linguistic and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Exhibitionism is for fools, self-confident or otherwise</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/14/exhibitionism-is-for-fools-self-confident-or-otherwise/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/14/exhibitionism-is-for-fools-self-confident-or-otherwise/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2013 14:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reversioning life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1566</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the odd and somewhat unsettling aspects of this most likely temporary return to regular writing online — no, nearly thirteen years after starting ‘blogging’, that word still causes an irritating tic and I refuse to use it — is wondering who might be reading. If you’ll permit me a moment of loathsome immodesty, [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Delete event</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/12/delete-event/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/12/delete-event/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reversioning life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1552</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Shortly after midnight, a reminder tone erupts into life, pulled from my phone’s extensive repertoire of synthetic sounds for all occasions. It doesn’t wake me: I’m not asleep yet. As I get older I feel the need to eke out every day to an inadvisable extent, despite the tiredness that so often results. I’ve fallen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Errata</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/11/errata/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/11/errata/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 00:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internal dialogues]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1547</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I think these are probably the reasons why I am writing here again all of a sudden, but I’m not sure. I’m not sure of anything right now, to be honest, apart from the fact that I seem to have a ball of bile and hatred screwed up inside me, which I’m unable to expel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hidden in plain view</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/10/hidden-in-plain-view/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/10/hidden-in-plain-view/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 16:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reversioning life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1543</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Writing shouldn’t require an audience. I rather want to spin the world back twenty years to a time when there didn’t seem such a need for any aimless stream of words to be viewed by more than one pair of eyes — the writer’s own — in order to exist. Because that’s what it’s about. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Decisions, decisions</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/08/decisions-decisions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2013/04/08/decisions-decisions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Frustration]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1541</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(i) I need to make a decision. Uncertainty isn’t doing me, my fingernails or my temperament any favours. (ii) Having long forgotten how to write creatively, I now also appear to have forgotten how to speak simple sentences. Not even creatively — no, just factually. In daily life. To other people. The above two points [...]]]></description>
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