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	<description>Franz Kafka said that words “are the axe for the frozen sea within us”. Consider this site as my very own shiny axe.</description>
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		<title>Words of little consequence #9</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/05/08/words-of-little-consequence-9/</link>
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		<title>Words of little consequence #8</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/05/07/words-of-little-consequence-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 08:56:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Words of little consequence #7</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/05/06/words-of-little-consequence-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 11:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Words of little consequence #6</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 13:18:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>This isn&#8217;t a comedy quiz show, is it?</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/05/03/this-isnt-a-comedy-quiz-show-is-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 11:29:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Well, I - I - I - I, gosh, Mayor. I&#8217;m the mayor. The mayor of London. Like Dick Whittington. How absolutely. Yes. London. Great city. Cradle of - of - of - of - something great. Not sure what. But great, nonetheless. Modern democracy and, erm, civilisation. Or was that Rome? Italian restaurant. Yum, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sad, pathetic charity case</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 20:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies and gentlemen, I want to introduce you to&#160;Stephen.
Stephen is a pitiful young man who is suffering. I&#8217;m sure you can tell that, just by looking at his photograph on the right. He is suffering from a terrible affliction, with which he is afflicted twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, three hundred and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I is well red (sic)</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/30/i-is-well-red-sic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 11:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been tagged. Needless to say, this is not because I am lying on a slab of granite in the industrial concrete surroundings of a freezing cold mortuary, with a piece of yellowing card attached to my big toe and a frowning pathologist leaning over my corpse to examine the contents of my stomach [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alphabetti spaghetti: C</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/28/alphabetti-spaghetti-c/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately, I have found myself feeling surprisingly Carefree. I appreciate that this may come as a shock to many of you, especially those who continue to labour under the fond misapprehension that I forever carry the woes of the world, not to mention the argumentative angels and demons of my own pesky conscience, on my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Incantation</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am the whisper the whisperer the shy of voice the pause that becomes a cadence I am the word between the words after the rise and before the fall I am the dead air that even in ownership of silence beats with a heart of possibility I am the emptiness in your lungs between [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Words of little consequence #5</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/21/words-of-little-consequence-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Words of little consequence #4</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/20/words-of-little-consequence-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Words of little consequence #3</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/18/words-of-little-consequence-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Words of little consequence #2</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/17/words-of-little-consequence-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Words of little consequence #1</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/16/words-of-little-consequence-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Iteration</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/13/iteration/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once there was, and once there was not. Stories start, safe in the knowledge that they must - at some indeterminate time and some unspecified place - end. That&#8217;s their way. For every exposition, there is a denouement. That&#8217;s their raison d&#8217;être. In between times, we scrape our heels in a slow tide of humanity [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scraps of evidence</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/10/scraps-of-evidence/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, the plans. The plans I had. Each of them scrawled on crumpled paper, folded and folded again for good measure and secrecy until they bulged with so much promise and barely repressed youthful vigour. Thoughtlessly stuffed in careworn pockets patched over sternums and alongside thighs, warm enough to sleep well - all too well [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wrong number #3</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/04/03/wrong-number-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Ah yes, good evening. Can I order for collection? Thanks. I&#8217;d like one no.39, please - egg foo yung. One no.73 - the kung po chicken. Two 137&#8217;s - that&#8217;s the extra special fried rice with extra rice and the extra special, um, stuff. You know, the stuff I like on it? Oh, I&#8217;ve no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Into the white</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/03/31/into-the-white/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They&#8217;re waiting. As I reside in the muffled stillness of an all too rare sun-dappled afternoon and silently mouth my prayer for peace, I can sense their presence outside the door. Waiting for&#160;me.
A snaking line of three hundred and thirty-three figures queues along the dark corridor, round the bend and down the stairs. They are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random acts of stationery #36</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/03/27/random-acts-of-stationery-36/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Random acts of stationery #35</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2008/03/23/random-acts-of-stationery-35/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 16:39:42 +0000</pubDate>
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