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	<description>Frequently pretentious since 1971. Clearly ambiguous since 2000. Completely and utterly incomprehensible since 2006. Warning: may contain synonyms.</description>
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		<title>Harold Pinter, I love you, marry me</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/07/22/harold-pinter-i-love-you-marry-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No longer shall I shield myself from the plain and sometimes harsh truth. Instead, I am going to celebrate it and shout it from the rooftops. Ladies and gentlemen (but not children), prepare yourself for a revelation. I am a bitter, cynical and utterly hateful misanthrope. ENJOY! (Ugh.)]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 31</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 21:04:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So. End. Start. Whichever. Ricochet. Start again. Empty-minded. Come here empty-handed. Choose at random. Clean slate. Wipe-clean surface. It worked out. It didn’t quite work. Write up the experiment. Describe what happened. Describe what we expected to happen. Aim and outcome. Aim and fire. Cause and effect. Now cease and desist. What did I discover? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 25</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 21:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She jokes — nervously, via an exhalation of faint, scattershot giggles — about her paranoia that she might leave a smudged imprint of lipstick on the rim of the wine glass. Human remains that would enable him, with the aid of forensic science, to track her down wherever she chose to hide, whether it was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: days 21 — 24</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/24/may-cause-drowsiness-days-21-24/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 09:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Consider this an abridged omnibus edition. Or consider me lazy. Whichever you prefer. In summary, however, this means that I have failed in my grand but possibly foolhardy intentions to produce 31 pieces of writing during the month of May, and won’t even be satisfying my OCD nature by going back to try and fill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 20</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/20/may-cause-drowsiness-day-20/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/20/may-cause-drowsiness-day-20/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 21:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[31 days in May]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Twenty ways about you, twenty reasons to breathe in and out, twenty small mouths to feed, twenty words to write down on twenty scraps of paper, twenty strings to cut, twenty strings to your bow, twenty strings to pluck, twenty strings to tie, twenty tiny packages, twenty passengers overboard. Too perfect, too rounded, too eager [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 19</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/19/may-cause-drowsiness-day-19/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/19/may-cause-drowsiness-day-19/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 21:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[31 days in May]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Spit. Shit. Piss. Mucus. Blood. Pus. Hammer blow. Jackboot on face. Torn hair. Scarred flesh. Gouged eye. Broken bones. Gaping wound. Jackboot of history. Footprint. Your dictator will see you now. Your dictator will own you now. Your dictator will bury you now. Your dictator will disappear tomorrow morning. Your dictator will live abroad, in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 18</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 20:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[31 days in May]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I am a liar and a cheat, but only to myself. I can’t help wondering, however, if I am even lying — to myself or to you — if no one is monitoring these airwaves and tuning in to the distant numbers stations broadcasting through the bewildering interference, hiss and garble that we have created [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 17</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/17/may-cause-drowsiness-day-17/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 21:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[31 days in May]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[a door bolted with one thousand deadlocks can remain ajar                this.single.purpose two pinpricks of light a space — a pause sparing words for a nervous approach lowercase platitudes an uneasy full stop a hanging question a pause — a space two pinpricks of light                this.single.purpose intoned in grey so as not to waken the merely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Otherwise</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/17/otherwise/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/17/otherwise/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 20:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Self-referential]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[‘Other’, the new site that they (whoever ‘they’ are) are calling “the best thing since a piping hot Greggs extra large sausage roll”, continues to publish quality pasties and excellent pies about all manner of writerly, artistic and creative endeavours. (Oh, sometimes I am so hifalutin that I amaze myself.) It appears to be becoming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 16</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/16/may-cause-drowsiness-day-16/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/16/may-cause-drowsiness-day-16/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 19:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[31 days in May]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1084</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What age am I? What age now, exactly? That age? That age of. Rage or not rage. That age? Can you say what age I am? Age of reason? Age of chance? Age and a half? What age am I now? What age are you looking for, sir or madam or whichever you prefer? You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 15</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/15/may-cause-drowsiness-day-15/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/15/may-cause-drowsiness-day-15/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 19:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[31 days in May]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1079</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Words must fall apart. Language must cease to be. All notions of sense and understanding must be exploded, left scarred, a bloodied victim at the side of the road. Sentences must be robbed out like so many bricks and girders, beams and fixtures stolen from the debris of collapsed buildings, leaving only the ghostly echo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 14</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/14/may-cause-drowsiness-day-14/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/14/may-cause-drowsiness-day-14/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 22:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[31 days in May]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1060</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Words must fall apart. Language must cease to be. All notions of sense and understanding must be exploded, left scarred, a bloodied victim at the side of the road. Sentences must be robbed out like so many bricks and girders, beams and fixtures stolen from the debris of collapsed buildings, leaving only the ghostly echo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 13</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/13/may-cause-drowsiness-day-13/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/13/may-cause-drowsiness-day-13/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 21:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[31 days in May]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unreliablewitness.com/?p=1058</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Her mewling babe nears forty years emerged from the womb. Kept and alive, but not kept. She kneels in the eye of the family mirror, under the accusative pointing of the clock. Girl turns to woman, but stores child-like rhymes in her head, stays sing-song under her breaths. Spreads brick red lipstick carelessly over her [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 12</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/12/may-cause-drowsiness-day-12/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/12/may-cause-drowsiness-day-12/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 22:12:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[31 days in May]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here is an aeroplane under the floorboards, earth spilling from portholes. Here is an aeroplane crushed into the wall, cockpit a concertina of scrap. Here is an aeroplane on the stairs, wings raised in twisted supplication. Here is an aeroplane caught in the window, glass puncturing the fuselage. Here is an aeroplane on the roof, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 11</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/11/may-cause-drowsiness-day-11/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/11/may-cause-drowsiness-day-11/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 21:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[31 days in May]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[London has been in uproar. A hung parliament, news broadcasters’ helicopters constantly buzzing over the rooftops, demonstrators with megaphones protesting about every known cause (and some unknown ones) in order to get themselves on screen, television journalists and officials virtually coming to blows during interviews, and politicians being followed by hordes of reporters as they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 10</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/10/may-cause-drowsiness-day-10/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/10/may-cause-drowsiness-day-10/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 22:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[31 days in May]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There is a new thing. A new kid on the block, hanging tough in his impractical baggy pants. A new broom sweeping the scum off the streets (and into a drain, like any responsible citizen should do). A new dawn on the horizon. A new dawn, a new day, a new life for me, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 9</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/09/may-cause-drowsiness-day-9/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/09/may-cause-drowsiness-day-9/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 22:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[31 days in May]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Stanley Fetterbaum gazes at the full moon, a faint smile edging at the corners of his thin, habitually dissatisfied lips. He doesn’t take his eyes off it as he gingerly lies down on the tarmac, sighing with relief when he finds that the heat of the summer night has made the surface pleasantly warm to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>May cause drowsiness: day 8</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/08/may-cause-drowsiness-day-8-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/08/may-cause-drowsiness-day-8-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 20:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[31 days in May]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Face. Face doesn’t remember where she (he) comes from. Face has no idea what he (she) looks like. Face runs her (his) hands over the bumps and the curves, yet they signify nothing to him (her). Face is sure that she (he) left himself (herself) around here somewhere. Face tries pushing and prodding herself (himself) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Would like to meet #3</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/08/would-like-to-meet-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/08/would-like-to-meet-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 16:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stationery scribbles]]></category>

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		<title>Would like to meet #2</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/08/would-like-to-meet-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/2010/05/08/would-like-to-meet-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 16:44:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stationery scribbles]]></category>

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