Archive for March, 2004

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Hello, and wel­come to this extraordin­ary week­end meet­ing of Social Phobics Anonym­ous. Help yourselves to a cup of tea and a chocol­ate digest­ive, or we have weak orange squash for the very nervous amongst you. Later, Vaughan will be updat­ing us on his recent not­able suc­cesses. Earlier this even­ing, he actu­ally man­aged to phone someone […]