I’m not saying it’s cold, but …

… it’s cold. 1. The entry begins Wak­ing up on Sat­urday morn­ing and real­ising this fact (that it was very cold then, just as it’s still very cold now), I imme­di­ately turned on my cent­ral heat­ing — which, thanks to the won­ders of mod­ern tech­no­logy, had auto­mat­ic­ally turned itself off at 8.45am in the belief that […]