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	<title>An Unreliable Witness: Preserving &#187; Meaningless lists</title>
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	<description>This is wherever you were: a selection of posts from five years of almost incessant blogging, 2000 to 2005.</description>
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		<title>Itemise</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2004 23:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[• I don’t know enough people who really know me. • The people I do know tend to know me too well. • Tiredness, irritability and alcohol force my brain into overdrive. • Those around me seem to like my brain in overdrive. • I don’t know where I’m going or what I’m doing. • [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hell is other people’s bullet points</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2004/08/23/hell-is-other-peoples-bullet-points/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2004 21:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[• I don’t appear to have had a weekend. • Mothers always outstay their welcome by one day. • Unquestionably, the word of the month is ‘fuckeration’. • On the District Line, I lost all control over my eyelids. • Fuckeration. It’s a good word, isn’t it? • I don’t go in for enough gratuitous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A little something</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jan 2003 23:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scattered showers. Spectral voices. Unearthly noises. Car engines. Tinkling pianos. Weary tones. Ridiculous thoughts. All at the same time, but not necessarily in that order. In the end it’s not the future, but the past that’ll get us.]]></description>
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		<title>I don’t care (a progressively deteriorating list)</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2001/12/13/i-dont-care-a-progressively-deteriorating-list/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2001 23:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t care that Belle &#38; Sebastian are no longer a fashionable name to drop. I am in love with their new single, particularly Stuart Murdoch’s fey and almost staccato vocals, and the joyously swooping flute and oboe in the background. The Christmas number one of my dreams. I don’t care that the words “techno [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bolt out of the blue</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2001/11/28/bolt-out-of-the-blue/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2001 14:26:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Make waves. Shake up the given order of things. Confound expectations. Change plans. Don’t do what you know you’ve got to do. Switch direction. Approach someone who knows you better than you know yourself, and do something completely out of character. Today’s lesson is: Be Unpredictable. Do it for the sake of the planet, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Disjoint me</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2001/11/17/disjoint-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2001 00:34:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dark too early. Car headlights moving almost imperceptibly. It’s only natural to wonder where they’re all going, isn’t it? Sexist, racist, egotistical moron in the corner. Don’t stop on my account, mate. Is there anything else you’d like to own up to? Don’t ask me to do this if you want it done right. I’m [...]]]></description>
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