Hell is other people’s bullet points
• I don’t appear to have had a weekend.
• Mothers always outstay their welcome by one day.
• Unquestionably, the word of the month is ‘fuckeration’.
• On the District Line, I lost all control over my eyelids.
• Fuckeration. It’s a good word, isn’t it?
• I don’t go in for enough gratuitous swearing.
• If you’re not here, [...]