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	<title>An Unreliable Witness: Preserving &#187; Short stories</title>
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	<description>This is wherever you were: a selection of posts from five years of almost incessant blogging, 2000 to 2005.</description>
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		<title>Short story VI</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2003/12/06/short-story-vi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2003 13:02:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, there lived a stupid&#160;owl.
Yes, yes, we all know that owls are supposed to be wise and intelligent. But Eric, for that was the name of this particular owl, wasn&#8217;t. He was, by his own admission,&#160;stupid.
&#8220;I&#8217;m stupid,&#8221; said&#160;Eric.
&#8220;Yes, I know,&#8221; replied his friend, as if from out of nowhere. &#8220;But I like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short story V</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2003/12/01/short-story-v/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2003 23:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, there lived an ostrich called&#160;Nerys.
Even by the standards of most ostriches, Nerys was particularly nervous. All the other ostriches called her Nervous Nerys, which they thought was hilarious. It wasn&#8217;t, but ostriches have a poor sense of humour and thus find unimaginative alliteration almost ridiculously&#160;amusing.
So, due to her nerves, Nerys spent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short story IV</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2003/11/29/short-story-iv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2003 00:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, there lived a confused zebra called&#160;Zelda.
Zelda had never got the whole black and white thing. Stripes. She simply didn&#8217;t understand stripes. In her opinion, zebras looked quite like horses, so why couldn&#8217;t she be the same colour as a horse? A nice unadventurous shade of brown, maybe? Or why not just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short story III</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2003/11/26/short-story-iii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2003 17:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, there lived a shivering&#160;penguin.
This penguin was horribly allergic to ice and snow. It brought him out in a nervous rash, made him sway unsteadily and did funny things to his&#160;brain.
Not a good situation for a penguin, as I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll&#160;agree.
However, what this penguin couldn&#8217;t deny was that the severe chill of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short story II</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2003/11/26/short-story-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2003 13:23:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, there lived a hedgehog called&#160;Cedric.
Cedric was the world&#8217;s friendliest hedgehog. Whereas most of his prickly pals would impulsively shy away from contact with anyone but other hedgehogs, Cedric would run towards complete strangers with open arms (well, he would have had open arms if such a pose was possible for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short story</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2003/11/25/short-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2003 23:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, there lived an unremarkable&#160;moth.
&#8220;Do you know something?&#8221; said the moth, asking himself a rhetorical question as he mused on the complexities of life. &#8220;I&#8217;ve been captivated by the light of that candle for what seems like forever. Like a moth to a flame, indeed. But now I look at it again, [...]]]></description>
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