Short story V
Once upon a time, there lived an ostrich called Nerys.
Even by the standards of most ostriches, Nerys was particularly nervous. All the other ostriches called her Nervous Nerys, which they thought was hilarious. It wasn’t, but ostriches have a poor sense of humour and thus find unimaginative alliteration almost ridiculously amusing.
So, due to her nerves, Nerys spent […]