The Twelve Days of Christmas: 12
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: twelve drummers drumming.
Completely out of the blue, my true love announced, “I’ve been having an affair.”
“With whom?”
“He’s the drummer in a rock group. You won’t have heard of him.”
“But maybe I’ve heard of the band,” I said, although I couldn’t help thinking to [...]