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	<description>This is wherever you were: a selection of posts from five years of almost incessant blogging, 2000 to 2005.</description>
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		<title>Preserving (or Wherever You Were)</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2007/01/01/index/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2007 00:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, there was a weblog.
This particular weblog existed for almost exactly five years. It emerged - stumbling and blinking into the light, displaying a dreadful site design backed up by some very amateurish code, and featuring far too many sickeningly enthusiastic words - in October 2000, when its writer (that&#8217;s me) knew [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Non-recumbent</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/25/non-recumbent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 23:28:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Frustration]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just to clarify: the next person who greets me with a comment along the lines of &#8220;Shit, you look tired&#8221; (or even more eloquently, &#8220;Shit, you look like shit&#8221;) will not receive my usual look of watery gratitude for their show of care and concern. Instead, I will set my lasers to stun and wipe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Headache</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/21/headache/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/21/headache/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 18:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not that I ever plan posts here, but for the past few days I have had one circling around my head, repeatedly reminding me that it had to be written down. It was - or is due to be, if it ever makes it to the page - on the subject of Being Needy.
Because, you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Revenge: a serving suggestion</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/16/revenge-a-serving-suggestion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/16/revenge-a-serving-suggestion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2005 10:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ideas factory]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is one of those posts that simply has to be published now - this second, this minute, hot off the metaphorical presses - else it will languish forever in the &#8216;entries that dare not speak their name&#8217; file.
I never used to understand that particular proverb - &#8220;revenge is a dish best served cold&#8221; - [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How fucking romantic</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/15/how-fucking-romantic/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/15/how-fucking-romantic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 20:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[London]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Five floors below my flat, a truly touching moment is playing itself out. It&#8217;s so heart-rending that it puts me in mind of West Side Story&#8217;s re-creation of the Romeo and Juliet balcony scene, as the tenement fire escape becomes the location for Tony to serenade Maria with the song Tonight.
But this isn&#8217;t the Upper [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five years</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/15/five-years/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/15/five-years/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 11:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>An Unreliable Witness</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[According to the BBC&#8217;s On This Day site, nothing memorable of any note or significant historical impact happened, er, on this day in the year 2000. Indeed, 15 October 2000 was entirely unremarkable. Well, it was a Sunday, and nothing remarkable happens on Sundays, except perhaps for some bored 29-year-old with time on his hands [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yellow squares in front of my eyes</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/10/yellow-squares-in-front-of-my-eyes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/10/yellow-squares-in-front-of-my-eyes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 21:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forgive me, but I currently have an insane desire to communicate. And my chosen method of communication? Post-it notes, of course. The original yellow square variety, none of your modern new-fangled fluorescent orange arrows or pink stars or lurid green circles. Yellow. Square. Line of sticky stuff on back.
And my plan for these post-it notes? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Time trial</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/07/time-trial/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/07/time-trial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 23:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Internal dialogues]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Your face is blue and expressionless. Your face should be yellow. Different colours suit you, almost as much as your words. Consider asking: do you still want me to climb into your mind and live there for a while? I&#8217;m not so sure any longer; I spend enough time in minds. Not only mine, either.

I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I liked you when you were better&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/04/i-liked-you-when-you-were-better/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/04/i-liked-you-when-you-were-better/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2005 21:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s an excerpt from the best conversation I had at work today. To set the scene, the subject had turned to (oh God) blogging:
Colleague 1: You&#8217;ve got a blog, haven&#8217;t you?
Me: Yes, I have.
Colleague 1: I thought so. I used to read you.
Colleague 2: So did I.
Me: Oh. Used?
I was consoled by the fact that, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Open all hours</title>
		<link>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/01/open-all-hours/</link>
		<comments>http://www.unreliablewitness.com/preserving/2005/10/01/open-all-hours/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2005 19:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Life and times]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Saturday night, and as the sound of the city carousing itself into a state of drunken oblivion drifts through my open window, I&#8217;m pondering an equally out-of-my-head concept. I&#8217;m thinking of doing something that I haven&#8217;t really had cause to do since I was a student - a working all-nighter.
What&#8217;s happened is this. I have [...]]]></description>
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